Cute Cumber Short Sleeve
🥒 If You Were a Vegetable, I’d Be a Cute-cumber 💚
Turn heads and spark smiles with this adorable pun tee! Featuring a lovable cartoon cucumber and a flirty foodie joke, this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves playful humor, sweet vibes, and clever wordplay.
Whether you’re gifting it to your crush, your partner, or just rocking it yourself, this tee brings instant charm and laughs wherever you go.
✨ Why you’ll love it:
• Cute cartoon cucumber graphic
• Fun romantic pun that never gets old
• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
• Great gift for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just because
• Perfect for casual outfits, dates, or TikTok fits
Make your outfit extra a-peel-ing — because nothing says love like being a cute-cumber. 🥒💕
Product: Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt
6 oz. 100% USA cotton
Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey & Antiques are 90/10
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Tear away label
Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
Gildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 28" | 18" | 16.5" |
| M | 29" | 29" | 20" | 18" |
| L | 30" | 30" | 22" | 19.5" |
| XL | 31" | 31" | 24" | 21" |
| 2XL | 32" | 32" | 26" | 22.5" |
| 3XL | 33" | 33" | 28" | 24" |
| 4XL | 34" | 34" | 30" | 25.25" |
| 5XL | 35" | 35" | 32" | 26.5" |