Everything Is Fine
Some days the world feels like a tiny house on fire—and all you can do is shrug and say, “Everything Is Fine.” This dark-humor design features bold, clean lettering paired with a small burning house icon, capturing the perfect mix of sarcasm and relatable chaos. Minimalist, witty, and painfully accurate, it’s the ultimate shirt for anyone surviving modern life one absurd moment at a time.
Perfect for fans of dry humor, internet culture, and those who know that sometimes the best response to the madness is simply pretending everything is under control.
Great for:
• Casual wear
• Office humor
• Sarcastic personalities
• Meme lovers
• Anyone keeping it together… barely.
Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
5.3 oz.,
100% preshrunk cotton
Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Seamless rib at neck
Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
Double-needle stitching throughout
Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
Tear away label
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
7/8" collar
Classic fit
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |