Master Short Sleeve
If fine art had an attitude, this would be it. 🎨🔥
This bold design blends classic Baroque elegance with modern-day sass. Featuring a regal 17th-century muse surrounded by books, wine, and a perfectly unimpressed cat, the artwork delivers the ultimate punchline:
“If you were a piece of art, you’d be a master-bitch.”
It’s refined. It’s dramatic. It’s unapologetically iconic.
Perfect for:
Art lovers with attitude
Wine enthusiasts with wit
Anyone who appreciates a little Renaissance-level sarcasm
Printed on soft, high-quality fabric that feels luxurious enough for royalty—but comfortable enough for everyday slay.
Wear it like a masterpiece. Own it like a legend.
Product: Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt
6 oz. 100% USA cotton
Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey & Antiques are 90/10
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Tear away label
Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
Gildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 28" | 18" | 16.5" |
| M | 29" | 29" | 20" | 18" |
| L | 30" | 30" | 22" | 19.5" |
| XL | 31" | 31" | 24" | 21" |
| 2XL | 32" | 32" | 26" | 22.5" |
| 3XL | 33" | 33" | 28" | 24" |
| 4XL | 34" | 34" | 30" | 25.25" |
| 5XL | 35" | 35" | 32" | 26.5" |