Not Lazy Short Sleeve
Not Lazy Short Sleeve
I’m Not Lazy. I’m Just Highly Motivated to Do Nothing.
For the high achievers of absolutely nothing.
For the professionals of procrastination.
For the elite-level couch commanders.
This design celebrates peak relaxation with unapologetic confidence. Because doing nothing… intentionally… is still a decision.
Soft. Comfortable. Zero effort required to wear.
Product: Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt
6 oz. 100% USA cotton
Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey & Antiques are 90/10
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Tear away label
Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
Gildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 28" | 18" | 16.5" |
| M | 29" | 29" | 20" | 18" |
| L | 30" | 30" | 22" | 19.5" |
| XL | 31" | 31" | 24" | 21" |
| 2XL | 32" | 32" | 26" | 22.5" |
| 3XL | 33" | 33" | 28" | 24" |
| 4XL | 34" | 34" | 30" | 25.25" |
| 5XL | 35" | 35" | 32" | 26.5" |