Unavailable Shirt

Emotionally Unavailable Since 2003.

For the ones who’ve been setting boundaries since dial-up internet. This bold, distressed design features dark, gritty lettering with a vintage worn-in texture that feels effortlessly cool and unapologetically honest. The deep red and muted off-white tones pop perfectly against a black tee, giving it that classic streetwear vibe with just the right amount of sarcasm.

It’s funny.
It’s relatable.
It’s a walking warning label.

Perfect for introverts, recovering romantics, or anyone whose trust issues officially started in the early 2000s. Whether you're pairing it with jeans, joggers, or layering it under a flannel, this shirt makes a statement without you having to say a word.

Soft, comfortable, and built for everyday wear — because emotional distance should at least feel cozy.

Wear it. Mean it. Don’t explain it.

Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit