Upper Middle Class Shirt
Make a statement without saying too much. The “Upper Middle Class” tee delivers sharp humor with a luxury-inspired aesthetic. Featuring elegant gold script in a high-fashion parody style, this design playfully blends upscale vibes with self-aware middle-class reality. The bold lettering and classic green-red stripe accent give it a designer look while keeping the message tongue-in-cheek.
Perfect for anyone who enjoys clever satire, fashion-inspired humor, or just appreciates a shirt that gets people talking. Whether you're wearing it out with friends, to a casual event, or just lounging in style, this tee balances luxury attitude with everyday relatability.
Soft, comfortable, and easy to style, it pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or a jacket for a clean streetwear look. If you like designs that feel premium but don’t take themselves too seriously, this one hits the sweet spot.
Because sometimes the dream isn’t billionaire… it’s just comfortably upper middle class.
Product: Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt
6 oz. 100% USA cotton
Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey & Antiques are 90/10
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Tear away label
Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
Gildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 28" | 18" | 16.5" |
| M | 29" | 29" | 20" | 18" |
| L | 30" | 30" | 22" | 19.5" |
| XL | 31" | 31" | 24" | 21" |
| 2XL | 32" | 32" | 26" | 22.5" |
| 3XL | 33" | 33" | 28" | 24" |
| 4XL | 34" | 34" | 30" | 25.25" |
| 5XL | 35" | 35" | 32" | 26.5" |